Blackjack O'hare Guardians Of The Galaxy

Blackjack O'Hare is a cyborg hare and mercenary from Marvel Comics and a recurring rival of the hero Rocket Raccoon. He's the leader of the Black Bunny Brigade. He was created by Bill Mantlo and introduced in The Incredible Hulk no.271. Guardians of the Galaxy #5 finds two sets of Guardians clashing, with one team, lead by the recovering Nova, trying to stop Rocket's nemesis Blackjack O'Hare from activating a Galactus-shaped power plant, while rival Guardians - lead by Gamora - has been hired to protect O'Hare property. In the midst of all of this, however, the two Moondragons are locked in a battle for survival. Essentially, Rocket Raccoon, Blackjack O'Hare, and Lady Lylla get drunk and have a threesome. And Rocket ends up experiencing some odd feels towards the end, but that's less important.

In the far reaches of the galaxy lies a planet that isn't charted on any map. Resting deep in the Keystone Quadrant, this planet was known as Half-World, named as such by its residents for how the planet was literally split in half between two races: the machines, and the animals.

The robots were a product of scientists, made to take care of the sick and mentally insane of the planet's original inhabitants. When most of the population left to go populate another planet, the robots grew tired of their menial existence and decided to create their own work force. Through inhumane means the machines experimented on the animals of this planet, giving them sentience and the ability to walk upright. When all was said and done, the animals were left to take care of the sick, with the machines leaving to populate the other half of the planet.

The animals were not satisfied with their place in life, however, and soon started their own society. When war inevitably broke out between the animals and machines, it was their spirit and determination that gave the animals an edge over their metallic adversaries, and none were braver than Rocket Raccoon, once security officer, now the face of the war. When all was said and done, the Half-Worlders rebuilt their society, with the four most important animals being put in charge: Lady Lylla, Rocket Raccoon, Wal-Rus, and Blackjack O'Hare.

The various remaining Guardians of the Galaxy members fall in a not-so-close second. The Avengers make the roster after their team up to take down Thanos. The Starjammers make an occasional comeback from Rockets space pirating days and the classics include his most longstanding comrades, Lylla, Wal Russ and Blackjack O’Hare. Guardians of the Galaxy (TV Series 2015–) - David Sobolov as Drax the Destroyer, Drax, Blackjack O'Hare, Klyntar Drax, Nova Corp Guard 2, Nova Corps Guard, Nova Corpsman #2, Nurse Max, Sakaaran Crew Member, Ultroid, Zombies - IMDb Guardians of the Galaxy (2015–).

As their society advanced, the animals decided to explore the stars for themselves and built a space ship from what notes the original inhabitants of the planet left behind. Rocket himself volunteered to be the one to go on this mission, but it would not go as planned…

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'Are you sure you want to do this?' Lylla asked in concern.

'Relax Ly, I'll be back home before you know it,' Rocket said, checking all of the diagnostics of the space ship.

'How's it looking up there, Rocky?' Wal-Rus asked, using his Swiss army knife-like tusks to work on the mechanics of the ship.

'Doing great Wal!' Rocket replied. 'We're almost ready to go.'

'Just make sure you be careful out there,' Lylla said, giving the raccoon a kiss on the cheek before getting out of the ship.

'I will,' the raccoon said.

As the preparations started for launch, Rocket prepared himself for what was about to happen. In order to keep Half-World's secrets from others, Rocket would have to be temporarily wiped of that information, with it being returned to him when he got back. The only thing he would remember would be the location of the planet, that's it.

As Lylla watched, she could feel her heart ache. He would only be gone for a month, but losing Rocket for even that small amount of time would be devastating to her.

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'Why don't you join him?' Wal-Rus said, surprising the otter.

'Do you mean it?' Lylla asked.

'You don't think we made the rocket to carry two people for no reason, do you?' The walrus laughed. 'I know the two of you would run off together someday. Just remember where your home is, okay?'

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'Thank you, uncle,' Lylla replied, tears in her eyes as she hugged him goodbye. She swiftly ran up the loading ramp just as it was about to close.

'So, you decided to come, eh?' Rocket asked as Lylla approached the cockpit.

'You knew I would do this, didn't you?' she asked, playfully punching the raccoon on the shoulder.

'I figured you would. Now strap in, it's going to be a bumpy ride,' Rocket commanded.

As the space ship blasted off into space, the memory wiping system activated as Rocket started up the warp drive. Just as the system was about to start, however, a video on the monitor started to play with Blackjack O'Hare on screen.

'Hello Rocket. If you're seeing this that means you activated the memory wiping program. Unfortunately for you, I… ahem, 'altered' the program to fit my own needs. You see, Lylla loves you very, very much, and I can't have you hogging all of her affection. So I decided to tamper with the memory program so that instead of you just forgetting the key details, your whole history will be erased and replaced by a new one I fabricated so you will never come back to Half-World. I would say it was nice knowing you, but it really wasn't.'

As the transmission ended, Rocket angrily smashed in the monitor. 'Blackjack you flarking backstabber!'

'Rocket, what do we do now? It's too late to turn back,' Lylla said.

'Ly, the best we can do now is enjoy our memories while they last,' the raccoon replied.

And thus, as the warp drive activated and the memory wiping system turned on, Rocket and Lylla shared one last kiss as the world as they knew it faded to white.

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Back on Half-World, Blackjack had primed himself for some one-on-one time with Lylla. 'Oh Lady Lylla, where are you?' he called, entering her home.

'She's not here,' Wal-Rus replied.

'Oh, is she out sending Rocket off?' the rabbit asked.

'You should have been there, you know,' the walrus scolded. 'Anyway, Lylla left to go with Rocket. You know how the two are, always running of together.'

Blackjack's face seemed to falter for a second. 'And… you let her go with him?'

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'Well of course! I won't get in the way of their love,' Wal-Rus replied.

'Excuse me for a moment,' the rabbit said, stepping out of the room. When he got outside, there was only one thing he wanted to scream.

'CURSE YOU ROCKET RACOON!'

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When the space ship crash landed on the planet known as Knowhere, the head of a dead celestial, Rocket and Lylla quickly got out the wreckage, their clothes in tatters and their memories altered drastically. No longer did they see themselves as saviors of their people; now they saw themselves as escapees of inhumane science experiments, just barely getting out of there while taking the whole facility down.

'Rocket, we made it!' Lylla exclaimed, pulling the raccoon in for a hug.

Though he was still drowsy from the memory altercation, and he was more averse to physical affection because of those false memories, Rocket accepted the gesture as he pulled her close, watching as those living on Knowhere started to gather around.

'We sure did, Lylla,' he replied, 'we sure did.'

Author's Note

Welcome, true believers, to Half-Worlders of the Galaxy! This is an alternate retelling of the Guardians of the Galaxy, where Rocket is paired up with his mate Lylla from the comics.

Interestingly, Lylla is referenced in the first Guardians movie during the prison scene. To find it, pause the movie when Rocket is getting his mugshot taken by the Nova Corps.

Leave a review for what you want to see in this story before Rocket and Lylla meet the rest of the Guardians.

Finally, Question of the Chapter: What songs do you think could be the themes for Rocket and Lylla.